What is Blender?

Someone asked me this question once and I tried to explain it from a strict mathematical perspective. My answer wasn’t really helpful but it was the most truthful definition I’ve ever come out with. So, what is Blender?

Blender (also called Bledner3d) is basically a diagram manipulation program for advanced mathematical calculations of virtual environments placed in a digital domain used to project all possible outcomes of equations transferred from an income gateway’s source matrix to the central processor unit.

Feeling blended?
Matthew